Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(Real men of Genius)
Today we salute you. Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator
(Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator)
Wearing nothing but a whistle and a clip board, you're living the real American dream
Getting paid to think up fun things to do... Naked.
(Runnin free!)
Sure there's danger, vinyl chairs, sunburns, chafage, and lawn darts, compleatly out of the question
(WATCH OUT NOW!)
Your keen instincts tells you to stick to activities that involve a lot of bouncing and jiggling. And if that doesn't work, who cares? You're all naked.
(It's your birthday!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Nuddy Boy. 'Cause we all know, the the going gets tough, the tough get naked.
(Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator!)